Biddlyumbombowayday. Working primarily with the post players, Regan coached three all-conference performers. I thought it was something you didn't want your dermatologist to tell you about. I don’t know… [speaking gibberish] Hang on, folks.
We play tennis. I don’t like conflict. I have to pee.” And he goes, “Deal with it. [audience laughing] I wanna play horseshoes. "How was your first day of school?" Thank you for reading!
I’ve never touched the ball ever.
Welcome to the Brian Regan Official Store. I was watching sports highlights, and they showed a cigarette boat flying across the water, and then all of a sudden, it did this business.
Especially to the cop that pulled us over. [audience laughing] Looks like we’re at a stalemate.” [audience laughing], Hey, this is cool. Click, click. “Hi, street.” So, we haven’t left yet, and I don’t know how it works, so I put my arms around him.
[audience laughing] Where was I? Maybe I don’t know how to say anything sincere. [audience laughing] How can he be in two places?” I learned something about the game Clue. You get compliments when you put on weight.
It’s okay. I’m doing our best to protect our place in line. And I can only imagine you’ve already discussed this, but… instead of that, why not zero, one, two, three, four?” [chuckles] “Okay, Charlie. Relax.” “You see little Wimbledon boys running these down?
Toss it into the trash.” Even if you get it to work, you never wanna do it more than once. Throw it in the trash. [audience laughing] They’ll yell, “That’s what I’m talking about!” Well, how do I know? FCC Public File | For assistance accessing public files, contact
Throw will not be good.
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I go on a short vacation… I don’t know how they’ll solve the issues. {image}{photoCredit}File photo courtesy of Brian Friedman{/photoCredit}, {caption}Brian Regan, added Monday to this year’s Stadium of Fire lineup, is by far and away Utah’s favorite live comedian. I read recently, absolute truth, they said Kim Jong-un is considering outlawing sarcasm in North Korea.
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I so wish while he was yelling that a clamp would have descended… from the darkness of the ceiling, like one of those claw games, just right above him, and then just clamped onto his ribs, and just pulled him up, a-whooping and a-hollering, a-legs a-flailing, just pulled him up into the darkness. Frank.” So, I said, “I’m going in to get a hot dog.” And I walked in and realized it was a men’s clothing store. Tater tots are pieces of deep-fried, grated potatoes served as a side dish. An umbrella is at the beach when you get there!” [audience laughing] Family’s destroyed. “Are we gonna be talking politics or having fun? He was like 17 at the time. His second Comedy Central special, entitled The Epitome of Hyperbole, premiered on September 6, 2008.
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My dad has an interesting sense of humor.
Hug the post.
On the education bill, you did a lot of work. Those things are bizarre.
[6][3] He attended Christopher Columbus High School. He incorporates body language and facial expressions into his act. Before we wrap up, I have a final proposal for the city council. It’ll be challenging for me to get open. “What in the hell is going on over here?” [audience laughing] “Well, he started it.” “No, he started it.” “I don’t care who started it. [laughter and applause] I’m like, “Was that a joke?
Where should we put Cap’n Crunch?” He broke his toe. I know you care about charities, and that’s to be commended. So, why is an umpire’s reaction to a ball or a strike so markedly different? State officials say there are about 450,000 votes still to be counted in Arizona, a Western presidential battleground state, where Democrat Joe Biden has a 2.35 percentage point lead over Republican Donald Trump, an advantage of about 68,000 votes.
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It’s practically impossible. He riffed on a variety of subjects ranging from dates at the end of monthly calendars that are forced to share a square to professing his love for cuckoo clocks. People think I’m smart and gracious. This blew me away.
He was also the event manager for swimming and diving, softball, wrestling and women’s tennis. All that mental gymnastics is out the window. FCC Public File | For assistance accessing public files, contact
“Hey, I like that.” Thanks, Kim Jong-un. [audience laughing] I don’t understand anything you’re saying.” The only way I can eliminate something in the game Clue from being in that envelope is if somebody puts that card in my face. I don’t know why players argue with umpires.
Why is this part of my child development?”, So, I have some weird personality quirks. We’re almost done. I say we send a good dad over there. [audience laughing] Just as far as I could humanly hurl. My dad likes that awkward moment comedy… when not everybody gets it.
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Especially if as you’re leaving, you see a candlestick in the conservatory. Figure out how to share it, say you love each other, sleep. Your current subscription does not provide access to this content.
My mom and dad sat me down when I was a kid, Mom said, “There’s something we wanna tell you.” And I was like, “Okay.” And my mom goes, “We just want you to know that we named you after Thomas Jefferson.” [audience laughing] “My name is Brian Joseph Regan.” And she said, “We named you after Thomas Jefferson.” [audience laughing] And they got up, walked out of the room, and I heard them laughing in the hallway.