Roger: You gonna share that crack you're doing or what? [hugs the bag of Cheetos he is holding.
Stanley Smith: And your boyfriend stole my wife! Francine Smith: [ Alarms are going off] Stan what's happening! Roger the Alien: I've waited my whole life to do this. Stan Smith: Are you insane? Steve Smith. Kind of joking, but not really. Then we can track down the bastards that have been harboring it and punish them brutally. This is the gay call. Stan Smith: Once we were foes lockin a death struggle now he works for me. Now, in return for this information, you must give me... [Roger hangs up]... nothing. Ha ha ha! Horses don't like being poked in the eyes. Roger Smith: [pretending to be a realtor] You must be the Hannigans. Jeff: Babe your dad digs me, I can tell he wants us to be together [Two CIA agents Stan hired break into the house, stuff Hayley into a sack, and drive off with her in a helicopter]. Betsy: No. Bone call. Tastes like beard hair and Sofia sweat.
Francine Smith: How's your French toast, honey? Francine Smith: I'm not going back to that filthy decade without any Purrel! God: Stan, I'm gonna level with you. Klaus: There's an old German saying: "Don't blame the fish!" Jim, I don't know what it is, but you're not good at keeping secrets. He is also a cocaine addict in "I Can't Stan You", and he has a fetish for overweight Asian women, bagging Coco in "One Little Word".
It's more secret, more deadly, and everyone wears a turtleneck. You're boring and regular. He is voiced by Patrick Stewart. I was never gonna tell you! Why isn't this [ Roger frequently press a lot of random button], Stan Smith: [discovers a note taped behind the craft's review mirror and then read it out loud] "Dear human who discover, this wreck please disregard it. Stanley Smith: We can't choose our fathers, but we can choose our father figures. [Explosion]. Klaus: There might be some room left in the vast wasteland between your testicles and anus, hmm? Woman: Dr. Brennan? Stanley Smith: Your boyfriend stole my wife!
Roger: [Throwing beads at Mardi Gras] Trem?!
Steve Smith: Au revoir, les enfants. Pages with a quote from this character will automatically be added here along with the quote. At the very least we should've popped by now. CheetAH. Restless?
Steve Smith: OK, so Megan Fox and Seth Rogen come out of a room containing only one chair. Roger. Principal Lewis: Yep, looks like the pottery class is coming in. When were you gonna tell me that you're part of the Illumi-nutty? My name is Barry. Francine Smith: This man's given me something you haven't for a long time. Jeff: Babe we're good together, which is why I was thinking you should move in with me. Unlike the other shows, Family Guy and The Cleveland Show, American Dad! Through hard work and giving people incorrect change. Roger the Alien: I wish Francine would buy me something other than Coppola wine. Francine Smith: I have a new dream now. Steve Smith: [talking about the cool things a video game alien can do] Oh... um... sorry, Roger. [last lines of the episode, as Stan goes outside to look at the damage done by the hurricane]. Stan Smith: Terry and Greg are in love! Thanks for your vote! Klaus: Roger, it's me. Is Klaus okay? Stan Smith: This awesome man is Jack Smith, my real father! Stanley Smith: [to his wife] Potato salad. Avery Bullock: No, they're just on a camping trip. Francine Smith: Oh sweetheart don't be so dramatic. quotes 527 total quotes. Peeing blood and seeing friends faces as talking skeletons are possible side-effects of CRACK. The gypsy was right! [all students start throwing things at Steve]. [Roger opens his storage slightly and rolls through opening]. I will not rest until the alien and all his accomplices are brought to just... Stan Smith: [to Bullock; pointing at Jackson] He told me he hates you. Stan, that was just sex. Steve Smith: [after learning that Bobo the Gorilla wants him to stay with him overnight] I don't wanna die from Gorilla sex! You already have the medal! The stench of pot and body odor was beginning to reach McConnaughey-vian proportions. Buy the house, don't buy the house: you're comped eather way, don't let it influence your decision. I know exactly how I'd bring him down. Oh my God! Peter Griffin: [laughs] Oh, man. Besides, I've got Barry now. Look at that! I mean white teenager! Don't use it. Tank Bates: What're you talking about, queer?
Snot Lonstein: Wow! 89% Upvoted. Jack: Now son, breaking in to a safe is like making love to a woman. Not giving it up. Avery Bullock: I'm … Emily Deschanel: I know, but did you see this bone? Roger the Alien: Oh, right. What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme? Stanley Smith: You don't need to know.
American Dad! No, sure, yeah, let's play. Roger: Let's try that on the fart setting. "Boil water." Stan Smith: Oh, great. Jeff Fischer: [to Hayley as he lies in bed with her] So babe I'm just curious, I'm not really sure how you feel about us right now, Hayley Smith: [appearing to talk to him in a childish manner] I love you, you're my best friend, Jeff Fischer: [breathes a sigh of relief] That's so great to hear, I love you too Hayls.
Stan Smith: We're out of time. I don't need you... per se. She must be at least 16 by now, you could totally hit that! Avery Bullock: [Avery is currently Riding on the back of Stan Smith like a horse] Woah, Nelly!
Stan Smith: [through clenched teeth] Stan.
Steve Smith: But how will I forget my feelings for Akiva? Uneasy? Hayley Smith: Plus-sized women drive our economy with their purchases of Garfield books and H?agen-Dazs. Login . Stan Smith: Sweep low, Rob Lowe, Chad Lowe, Stan Smith: [ In his new accent] In the future America gets taken over by Mexico and Canada, Stan Smith: A great nation defeated by an army of gardeners and boring people, Francine Smith: [ If believing she ripped up the contract Stan signed to become a robot] The refrigerator manual, Amy: I'm not gonna kiss you with my top on [ removes her shirt]. Do you wanna cheat on me? The Snake: Oh really? He loves me. Apparently, it *is* a choice. Roger: [after escaping from a burning barn] You know what I meant to ask you?